Fire Truck.

You have two parts of brain, ‘left’ and ‘right’. In the left side, there’s nothing right. In the right side, there’s nothing left.

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.

Not a very big post this time. Just a few random jokes to lighten the day.