I woke up this morning alone in my bed I smelled something awful, I smelled something dead I looked in the mirror my head was a mess my clothes were all torn I did not look my best
CHORUS
I'm a zombie, you can't tell me otherwise I'll show you, I'll poke out my eyes I'm a zombie, this isn't a clever disguise just pull on my arm for a big surprise
VERSE
I tried to eat breakfast but something was wrong my stomach was craving a nice bloody blond I went to the market to get a raw steak then some sheriff shot me, I could not catch a break
CHORUS
BRIDGE
when the sun is going down you need to hide, to not be found I'm just another pretty face that wants to eat you, without a plate
if there's anything you've learned set me on fire and watch me burn or I'll come right back for you a little crispy through and through
CHORUS
Urone is a progressive rock band. In the likes of Genesis, Gentle Giant, Premiata Fornoria Marconi etc. This is the first tune on the CD and I am sharing Dougs (my keyboardist) and my hours (bass, guitar, some keyboards) of recording time before he passed suddenly one night with little warning.
copyright music: carl jasper hoffman
lyrics by carl jasper hoffman & bonnie ramsey
Gettin' Married
*DUDES VERSE*
You can do the chores while I can sit
and watch the television
I can play the video games
you can play with rattles and chains.
When it's time to change our kid
oh, honey, you do a real good job
don't bother me now, time to chow
got bar-b-que corn, fresh on the cob
Pay the bills and patch the roof
mow the lawn on Saturday
Take the kids to grandmas house
it's steak tonight, it's porterhouse
Don't give me lip, go in our room
and put on sexy lingerie
oh I'm just a lucky guy I'm gonna get some kitty pie
CHORUS
Getting married, scares the hell out of me
Getting married, I've got divorce degrees.
*GIRLS VERSE*
Dirty socks and shaving cream
the seat is up and nothins' clean
What's a married girl to do?-
should I talk to you or let it stew?
I paint my face, I'm lookin' good
and you get hard, it's just like wood
I want you now, don't hesitate-
oh, done so soon? Gee, that was great.
*BOTH*
And when you're old, I'll take your hand
you'll still look good, I'm still your man
I'll cook for you, I'll make the bed
and if you're nice I might wear red
Watch the game, and I'll go shop
Out with the boys, thats gotta stop
And even though we'll have our fights
we'll make it better with our nights