A completely new post! I mean, this isn’t an old post because I am just now writing it for the first time. The first time. Yep. Aaannnddd…I’m doing something completely different for the first time. The first time!

Sayings you might find on a tombstone. OK. You didn’t see that one coming or maybe you did. No prizes are being awarded either way even if you did. Why? Eh, because. Because sunspots. Or something.

And here we gooooooo…..:

:”Hey guys, I think this mushroom I found is edible” -tombstone (cj)

:She always said her feet were killing her, but nobody believed her.
~Virginia tombstone

:Raised four beautiful daughters with only one bathroom – and still there was loveĀ  -tombstone

:”We finally found a place to park in Santa Monica” -tombstone

:My new healthcare deductible was too high -tombstone

:Dude, that really WAS a killer wave! -tombstone

I want my tombstone to say, “Died from not forwarding that email to 10 people in the next 5 minutes.”