So, years ago, for fun and strictly tongue in cheek, I wrote this self help pamphlet which has absolutely no help in it at all. Yep. I was regressing to my childhood where knowledge was useless and being Hall Monitor in 3rd grade was the big status symbol of life. Since I was backing up all my storage drives, I came across this incorrectly titled self-help booklet, which I had thought was lost to the ages. And should have been. Just saying…

While it was originally slated for 10 chapters, I stopped at 4. Why? I don’t know. Bad hair day or no coconut chocolate chip cookies, or maybe there was a new episode of Star Trek on the telly. Now you probably think I’m British because I said “Telly”? Nope. Although I watched quite a few shows over the years with British actors portraying Americans. Which worked for me. Except for when it didn’t.

Please get real help if you need it, as any info in the following pages will not provide any help, at all. Only posted here to remind me I have no talent as a writer. Except when I do, of course. (smile)

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ceej

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